EVENTS -Maputo Africa Hash 2007

CTHHH HASHERS...derelict, mother inferior, misbehaviour, flo, gandhi, jan klein, tick tock, tinkerbell (Zim/CT)
18/3/07 There will be a fantastic beach location near the world famous "Costa do Sol" village and restaurant. Endless sands stretching out to the deserted island of Xefina, mangroves and fishing villages. In short, just another day in Paradise!
Back to Maputo after lunch for the closing ceremony and party at the Hotel Cardoso.

17/3/07 buses pick you up at your hotel and drive to the countryside. Every bus will leave from the hotels and go to the same location, the beautiful Pequenos Lebombos dam. Multiple hashes will be set in the unspoilt bush around the dam, where you can watch crocodiles pee in Maputo’s water supply. Lunch outdoors at the holiday village next to the dam. Back to Maputo for the Gala dinner at the Hotel Cardoso. The theme will be African, with local food and live music.





16/3/07 Registration at the Cardoso Hotel followed by a St Paddy's Eve "Green Dress" run through the monuments and cafes of downtown Maputo. Followed by a St Patrick's party with Guinness, Irish music.

MAPUTO AFRICA HASH 2007 - Maputo Madness 16-18 March 2007 http://www.africahash2007.org.mz/
thanks to Derelick for the photos'

MEETINGS

Grand Master - Blabbermouth
Religious Advisor Runners- Snake Charmer
Religious Advisor Walkers - Derelick
Guardian Angel - RSWP
Hash Master - Koeksuster
On Sec - Helgar
Haberdash - Mother Inferior
Hashcash - Gutterguts
Hashhorn - dutch cap
Hash Mountain Goat - Grave Robber
Hash Web Wench - Easy Rider

Next meeting date:- to be advised

RAFFLES/SUPPORT

FROM YVONNE……

To all of you who have supported me with the welfare work that I do – with sponsorship for 2007 Two Oceans Marathon or donations of money or bric-a-brac etc. – THANK YOU.
If any of you would like to see first hand where the support goes, I am looking for more helpers for the 'spayathon' that I am organising in Khayelitsha on Saturday Feb 9th, so please come and join us.
We are hoping to sterilise 100 (maybe more?) dogs and cats on the day. I have a number of private vets and nurses giving up their time free-of-charge to do the sterilisations, and I have received donations of the necessary drugs from our pharmaceutical companies and veterinary suppliers, but we still need helpers to:
check animals in and record owners' details;
watch animals recover from anaesthetic to ensure they are ok;
collect and return animals for those owners who have no transport – anyone with their own bakkie (or similar) would be very welcome!
If you think you may be able to help or you would like more information please contact me on one of the numbers below.
Many thanks
Yvonne Robson

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/
The breast cancer site needs people to click on thier site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. This visit does not cost a thing and the corportate sponsors use the number of visits to donate a mamaogram in exchange for advertising.....go on click the big pink button.

Hi, all you animal lovers. This is pretty simple... The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals.
It takes less than a minute (How about 20 seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box "fund food for animals" for free. This doesn't cost you a thing.
Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising.
Here's the web site! http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/

Website for SASHA goes live!!!!
http://www.sasha.za.org/
Sunnydale Animal Sterilisation and Health Association - Dr Yvonne Robson (comonly known to Hashers as Bull Wanker) This is a non profit organisation to make a donation please check out there new webpage for details.
http://www.new.facebook.com/pages/SASHA-Sunnydale-Animal-Sterilisation-and-Health-Association/26676681329

ANNOUNCEMENTS

good day Hashers

Firstly I would like to take this opportunity (excuse the formal speech at work force of habit!) to thank our outgoing Grandmaster, the dishonourable blabbermouth, for leading the mismangement and hash for the past year. A lot of effort by the grandmaster goes unseen and I think it is important that you are all aware that Blabbermouth has put in a lot of time & effort into hash - thank you Anthony (and Leanne of course!)

For those of you not at the weekend away, read Koeksuster's hash trash attached you missed a fantabulous weekend and thank you to everybody who chipped in and helped it is much appreciated.....

The new mismanagement is listed in the newsletter and we also congratulate the winners of the awards:

HASHER OF THE YEAR = BOBLET

HASHETTE OF THE YEAR = THUNDERTHIGHS

SCRIBE OF THE YEAR = DERELICT (Ceres weekend away letter)

BEST 1ST RUN = KEEL OVER (Clovelly)

RUN OF THE YEAR = KOEKSISTER (Black Hill - Yvonne's 50th)

SPIRIT OF HASH = GUTTERGUTS

Well done to all award winners and thank you for adding to the "flavour" of hash!

OUR FIRST MAJOR SOCIAL AS ALWAYS WILL BE HALLOWEEN.... THIS YEAR WE WILL BE HAVING A BIG SCREEN HORROR PICTURE EVENING (WITH KIDDIE MOVIES IN THE OTHER ROOM) SO WATCH THIS SPACE.

JOKE

What's the difference between the Titanic and South Africa?




The Titanic sank with the lights on.